1. Birthdays: Saturday Night’s Main Event January 1988

2. You’ve Ruined the Western States Heritage Championship: Bunkhouse Stampede ’88

3. This is a Rumble, not a grammar lesson: Royal Rumble 1988

4. Where we’re going, we don’t need plastic surgery: The Main Event

5. Gone to Canada for a burger, be back later: SNME March 1988

6. Former NWA Star Pet: Clash 1 March 1988

7. Should Have Shot the Snake: WrestleMania IV

8. I made up a new word: SNME April 1988

9. More Sheepherders, Less Bushwhackers: Clash 2

10. Razors, Blades, and a Bag of Money: The Great American Bash 1988

11. Sometimes it’s Cash and Creative: AWA Super Sunday

12. Absolutely, I want both Iced Coffee’s: SummerSlam 88

13. The Lion in Late April: AWA WrestleRock ’86

14. Crockett’s Last Stand: Clash of the Champions 3

15. Gagne, not spelled like it’s pronounced: AWA SuperClash II

16. Crying all the way to the White House: SNME October 1988

17. Larry Nelson got paid in interviews: SuperClash III

18. Lord Buckethead and Me: Survivor Series 1988

19. With a Whimper: AWA SuperClash IV

20. An Unfortunate Drinking Game: SNME November 1988

21. That’s definitely not his mother: SNME May 1985

22. An autographed picture of Ivan Koloff: Clash 4 December 1988

23. Now with More Grit: Starrcade ’88

24. Tongue Twister and a Half: SNME January 1989

25. Buying a Higher Number: Royal Rumble 1989

26. Mean Gene and a Hype Man: The Main Event 2

27. Bob Caudle is a Ladies Man: Clash 5 February 1989

28. Wrestling meets Real Life: Chi-Town Rumble ’89

29. Now that’s what I call an entrance: Great American Bash ’86-Charlotte

30. Macon, NC – Come for the cotton candy, stay for the Fall: SNME March 1989

31. No promotion, no crowd, and the names are misspelled: Clash VI April 1989

32. Grabbing, Stomping, and Marla Maples too: WrestleMania V

33. If you see a Buff Raccoon: WrestleWar ’89