Cup of Joe Wrestling Show:
1. Birthdays: Saturday Night’s Main Event January 1988
2. You’ve Ruined the Western States Heritage Championship: Bunkhouse Stampede ’88
3. This is a Rumble, not a grammar lesson: Royal Rumble 1988
4. Where we’re going, we don’t need plastic surgery: The Main Event
5. Gone to Canada for a burger, be back later: SNME March 1988
6. Former NWA Star Pet: Clash 1 March 1988
7. Should Have Shot the Snake: WrestleMania IV
8. I made up a new word: SNME April 1988
9. More Sheepherders, Less Bushwhackers: Clash 2
10. Razors, Blades, and a Bag of Money: The Great American Bash 1988
11. Sometimes it’s Cash and Creative: AWA Super Sunday
12. Absolutely, I want both Iced Coffee’s:- SummerSlam 88
13. The Lion in Late April: AWA WrestleRock ’86
14. Crockett’s Last Stand: Clash of the Champions 3
15. Gagne, not spelled like it’s pronounced: AWA SuperClash II
16. Crying all the way to the White House: SNME October 1988
17. Larry Nelson got paid in interviews: SuperClash III
18. Lord Buckethead and Me: Survivor Series 1988
19. With a Whimper: AWA SuperClash IV
20. An Unfortunate Drinking Game: SNME November 1988
21. That’s definitely not his mother: SNME May 1985
22. An autographed picture of Ivan Koloff: Clash 4 December 1988
23. Now with More Grit: Starrcade ’88
24. Tongue Twister and a Half: SNME January 1989
25. Buying a Higher Number: Royal Rumble 1989
26. Mean Gene and a Hype Man: The Main Event 2
27. Bob Caudle is a Ladies Man: Clash 5 February 1989
28. Wrestling meets Real Life: Chi-Town Rumble ’89
29. Now that’s what I call an entrance: Great American Bash ’86-Charlotte
30. Macon, NC – Come for the cotton candy, stay for the Fall: SNME March 1989
31. No promotion, no crowd, and the names are misspelled: Clash VI April 1989
32. Grabbing, Stomping, and Marla Maples too: WrestleMania V
33. If you see a Buff Raccoon: WrestleWar ’89
34. Hogan has a movie coming up: SNME May 1989
35. Whatever you do, don’t mention our sponsors: Clash VII June 1989
36. Blood and Mist and Muta too: The Great American Bash ’89
37. Either move the camera or move Alfred: WrestleMania
38. The Man with the Z on his Head: SNME July 1989
39. As long as it’s outside the ring: SummerSlam ’89
40. The Bag on the Head Trick: Clash VIII
41. I’m an authority on train wrecks: SNME October 1985
42. Do you want the money option or the Zeus: SNME October 1989
43. She doesn’t listen to this show: Halloween Havoc 1989
44. Five Letters, Two Words: Clash IX
45. I’m taking a Quantum Leap approach to this show: Royal Rumble 2011
46. Halloween on Ridgecrest Drive: SNME November 1985
47. Two feels so much better: Survivor Series 1989
48. Alfred is a team player: The Wrestling Classic
49. Comings and Goings: SNME November 1989
50. The Granddaddy of them all: Starrcade ’83
51. The E before Extreme: ECW Super Summer Sizzler Spectacular 1993
52. What if they had a tournament and nobody cared: Starrcade 1989
53. If 2020 was an episode: No Holds Barred
54. George Lucas had nothing to do with this: Christmas Star Wars ’81
55. Gut Punch: SNME January 1986
56. Characters in Orlando: Royal Rumble 1990
57. A place to stick it: SNME January 1990
58. One Year, Another Birthday: Clash 10
59. The Peacock Announcement: The Main Event III